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"Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now."
"He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends."
" A prisoner's favorite punctuation mark is the period. It marks the end of his sentence."
"Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor." ÁÁÁÁáááágh... :)
"What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine."
"A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired."
"Some people's noses and feet are built backwards: their feet smell and their noses run."
"A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart."
"Now matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery." ÁÁÁgh... :)
"Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie." Jajjj :)